Conflict jokes

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.

My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.

My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

Why is America better than Japan at rapping?

Because we're better at dropping bombs.