Conflict jokes
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.