How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
1 like=1 more missile aimed at a hospital
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
Why is Russia invading Ukraine? «Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea a river.
Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
