Condiment jokes
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
cane sauce
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet? They ketchup.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Mustard
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
