Computer jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Memes
Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What did I do with the internet?
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."