Computer jokes
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.