*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight- nothing
Me playing a game...... what did God just stop are hearts cause we didn't kill each other
Like if that was good
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
Why cant orphans play baseball
Because they cant find home
why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family
Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the check.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl
"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"
Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country!!!
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
