Competition

Competition Jokes

Day

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Bowling Ball

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Rapper

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

Car

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

Orphan

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Mom

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

Olympics

How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?