What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
90,90000,1090,279402 % of girls are raped. 67% Women are raped. So I guess Girls are more sexyer than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
That is so bad, just like you.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
