Comparison jokes
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-