What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
What is the difference between a orphan and a blind kid
They both can’t see there parents😂😂😂😂😂
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don't moan when i put my meat in
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What's the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
whats the diffrence between a dog and a dad ? The dog comes back
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
