Comparison jokes
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Touhou meme idk
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!