a texan and an Alaskan walks in a room and the Alaskan says "my state is bigger" then the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree
apples get picked
You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died
if im ugly at least im not you
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife? one has a point.
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a holocaust victim? Harry made it out of the chamber.
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
What's the difference between drugs and children? i don't sell drugs.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats. My dog is named curiosity, and your cat is dead
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
