What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
a texan and an Alaskan walks in a room and the Alaskan says "my state is bigger" then the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree
apples get picked
if im ugly at least im not you
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife? one has a point.
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
What's the difference between drugs and children? i don't sell drugs.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats. My dog is named curiosity, and your cat is dead
