Comparison jokes
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?