What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
