What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
I'm better than you in every single way.... I even have an extra chromosome.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Why is Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers
what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato 140 calories
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
Sometimes I feel ugly , then I think of my sister and get over it.
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
