Comparison jokes
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.