Comparison jokes
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.