People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
whats the difference between onions and babys?
i cry when i cut onions.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
Husband: I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date.
