What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
whats the difference between onions and babys?
i cry when i cut onions.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Husband: I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
