Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?
You can’t abuse a aligator
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
whats the difference between my mum and my dad
My mum stayed
why are girls and rocks so alike? if there flat they get skipped.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument
A knife has a point
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
