Comparison jokes
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.