What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers
What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?
You can’t abuse a aligator
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
why are girls and rocks so alike? if there flat they get skipped.
whats the difference between my mum and my dad
My mum stayed
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument
A knife has a point
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
