what does james doyle and hannah doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
Why don't some people like pennies? Because it's common cents
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
what do mafia and pussies have in common?
one slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit
i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do windows have in common with my wife’s legs? They’re easy to open
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
what do boobs and toys have in common?
kids end up playing with toys but adults end up playing with boobs.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities
Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
