What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."