Common jokes
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.