What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
What do a doctor and gf/bf have in common? They both break your heart
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common....They both did not inhale. lol
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
