Common

Common jokes

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?

Both stare off into space.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

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  • What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

    What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

    What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?

    When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.

    What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

    They're both plastic and kids turn them on.