What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
