What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”