What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Common Jokes
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
