Common jokes
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂