What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I canât.
Girl: My parents arenât home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Whatâs something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, youâre fucked.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They donât know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: Iâm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iâm a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They canât see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they donât know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
