What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do orphis and broke up couples have any common
They cant see each other anymore
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
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what do you and orphans have in common?
nobody loves you
You know Thomas Paine right. Well, clearly he had some common sense too. right?
What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, "Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me."
