Common

Common jokes

Hairline

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

Church

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

Lizard

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

Plastic

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Orphan

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

Orphan

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Dad

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Pornstar

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

Bridge

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

Orphan

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Blonde

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

Citizen

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Blonde chick

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Pregnancy

What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?

Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”