What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
Their both full of child groomers
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what do dropouts and Boeing 767 have in common?
they crash and burn
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, they’re yet to be discovered.
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
What does Ligma and Bofa have in Common?
They both Rhydon my dick.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common? Both got taken from their parents.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have n common?
A: They both love naughty souls
What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal's, criminal's are wanted
What does shrek and onions have in common?
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What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
