What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Common Jokes
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
