Common jokes
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.