Common jokes
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.