What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why KRIS and COMMON SENSE haven’t met yet
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.
What does a emo kid and a apple have in common
They both are hanging
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up
Why doesn't the gun and orphan have in common? The gun is actually useful.
Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
What do apples and orphans have in common
The apple gets picked
What does an orphan and a females mouth have in common?
They take in 100’s of kids
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
