What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common
they both walk over the twin towers
What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don't have parents)
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why KRIS and COMMON SENSE haven’t met yet
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common? There both fat
