Common jokes
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.