Common jokes
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.