What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, "Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me."
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
