Common jokes
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.