Common jokes
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.