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Common jokes

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

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  • What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?

    They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.

    What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

    They both get turned on by children.

    What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

    Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

    What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

    There's brains all over the place.

    What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?

    Little boys' pants half off.

    What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

    Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

    What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?

    They both make terrible hunters.