Common

Common Jokes

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?

They both make terrible hunters.

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

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What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

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