What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognised.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls
What do gay guys and priests have in common
They are both gay in there Own ways
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
