Common jokes
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.