Common

Common Jokes

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.