What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.