Common jokes
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.