Common

Common jokes

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.