What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
what do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? they never get old.
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
