Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
what do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? they never get old.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.