What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.