What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Common Jokes
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
