Comment jokes

Pictures of the people commenting.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

I came here to laugh.

Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?

A: Duhhh!

Comment: Then solve it!

Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a

So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!

Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

Like and comment if you get it!

This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.

So, a person walked into a shop.

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This is REALLY funny.

Please upvote, comment, and like.

Thank you very much.

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revoir, GGG

Spaceballs: The Comment.

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"

The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?

"I'd hit that."

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.