Comment Jokes

So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!

Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

Like and comment if you get it!

So, a person walked into a shop.

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This is REALLY funny.

Please upvote, comment, and like.

Thank you very much.

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revoir, GGG

Spaceballs: The Comment.

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"

The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)