Coming out jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fishes.

Fishes who?

Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!

Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?

A: He was scared the juice might come out.

I am gay.

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."

Hi, I’m gay.

There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

What is the difference between preschools and my basement?

Little kids come out of preschool.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?

Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?

No, it hasn't come out yet.

You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?

European.

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

What is white and comes out after you have sex?

Cum!