Coming out jokes

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?

They only come out for the boos.

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

What is the difference between preschools and my basement?

Little kids come out of preschool.

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

What kind of fish comes out at night?

A starfish.

I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?

European.

Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?

No, it hasn't come out yet.

I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.

About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."

I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."

Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"

Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.

It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.

Get your mind together!

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.