Coming out jokes

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:

Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.

(I would never do that though I love puppies)

A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm here to assassinate John Tucker." The bartender replies, "He’s in the restroom." The hitman goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour.

The bartender asks him, "Did you kill him?" The hitman replies with a sad face, “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools, so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour, and when I asked him what’s taking him so long, he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started.”

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fishes.

Fishes who?

Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

What does your head come out of... your brain?

Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?

A: He was scared the juice might come out.

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

*Son comes out as gay*

Me: What's 17 more years?

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.

What is white and comes out after you have sex?

Cum!

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.