Coming Out Jokes

The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.

The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:

"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

what goes in and takes a while to come out?

Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:

Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it

( I would never do dat though I love pupies )

Nock nock - who’s there - fishes - fishes who -fishes the police come out with your hands up

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR" and "I'm gay!"

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum you whore.

So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help

What did the but cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of choochie man comes out

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy

What does your head come out of... YOUR brain 👁👄👁 👀 👅

Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?

A: He was scared the juice might come out

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves

Friend: Whats that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul? pOOp

*son comes out as gay* me: WHATS 17 MORE YEARS

i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl

Your so fat when you say the n word boogers come out

What is white and comes out after you have sex?

Cum!

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.