Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.
What is the highest number?
420
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
I came here to laugh
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn't he just sat there
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache? I moustache you a question
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend
Friend: wow thanks, i'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
