Comedy

Comedy jokes

Tree

Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!

Rapist

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

Girl

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

Furry

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

Friend

So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."

For all of my musicians out there!

Orphan

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

Orphan

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

Toy Story

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Police Officer

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

Forehead

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

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