Comedy jokes
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
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Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
I love silly jokes.
Haha
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?