Comedy jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Russia—the real joke.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"