Comedy jokes
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
I love silly jokes.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.