Comedy jokes
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
I love silly jokes.
Haha
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
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Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.