Comedy jokes
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
I came here to laugh.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
My life is a joke.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!