Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Comedy Jokes
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
My life is a joke.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
