Comedy jokes
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
I came here to laugh.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
My life is a joke.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.