My friend looks like a homeless thanks for the jokes
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
My friend told me an emo joke once and I said ̈emo jokes aren ́t funny, cut it out ̈
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
a blind comedian walks into a room or did he dun dun dun
Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy
bippidy boppidy boo Bill Cosby is coming for you
Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended
A feminist
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.
what do u call a cutta with ginger hair? Flinn Taylor
What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
