Cold jokes

What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

A baby smoothie.

Why do hospitals have fans?

To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

What do you call snowmen having sex?

A snowjob.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

you.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch.

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?

Because it's 90 degrees.