Cold jokes

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

you.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch.

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?

Because it's 90 degrees.