What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
