I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
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The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why don’t coffins have wifi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Q: why is the graveyard so noisy A: because all the coffin
if you don't get it it mean because of people coughing
How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Why do vampires Are always sick because they are coffin
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my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
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this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
