Coffin jokes
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.