When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
Q: why is the graveyard so noisy A: because all the coffin
if you don't get it it mean because of people coughing
How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Your mama so fat it took all the trees to build her a coffin
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
Yo mama so fat when she got buried it toke them all the trees on earth for her coffin
Why do vampires Are always sick because they are coffin
Your mom ma so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies she won't fit in it
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
