What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.