Coffin jokes
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why Bing is Superior tbh
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What’s the difference between a living and dead person? I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?
My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.
Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.
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