Coffin jokes
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
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