Coffin

Coffin Jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between a living and dead person?

I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.

Man

Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?

My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.

Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.

Wood

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

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  • Dark Humor

    *Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

    Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

    Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

    Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

    Person 1: "...."

    Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

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  • Man

    Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

    Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

    Man 3: Me first!