Coffin

Coffin jokes

Vampire

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)

Poker

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

Memes

Difference

What’s the difference between a living and dead person?

I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.

Man

Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?

My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.

Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.

Wood

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

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  • Dark Humor

    *Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

    Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

    Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

    Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

    Person 1: "...."

    Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

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  • Man

    Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

    Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

    Man 3: Me first!

    Memes

    Community

    Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

    I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

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    I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more