Why don’t coffins have wifi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Yo mama so fat when she got buried it toke them all the trees on earth for her coffin
Your mama so fat it took all the trees to build her a coffin
Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why do vampires Are always sick because they are coffin
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
