Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.