Coffin

Coffin jokes

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Me: Good night, everyone.

My friends and family: Night.

Me: *gets in coffin*

My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?

My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂