Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?
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Numb Butt Wheelchair Club, No Feeling, No Problem.
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Where would batman get his freak on at? The batcave? or the bat strip club?
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
where was your mom last night in the man club
I will give you all the fine chicks you want just dial this number 313-974- tap that ass from hooters strip club.
Q: Why cant you tell 911 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
What do you call a club that owls go to? Hooters
i was at the club and thin my Dad walked up and said your 15 why are you high and at the club so i ran then my uncle was at the car and took me home so i was grouned then my boy friend came bc my parents wet out and we had sex and we where very loud my dad came home and walked in he had my bf pin me agenst the wall so my dad could spank me
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
“Jfc ****, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to god you’re so fucking bougie.” (Pause) “Oh I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan...” “Jeff who?” “Bezos.”
Gwen don't worry everyone hate's you by the way! Have anything to say then who care's you can't stop me...Unknown person is going to give you hint of who hate's you...we were in a club a meeting...btw this is you! file:///home/chronos/u-76dbdf9836f4b2dfad890f13e92274274a223b0f/MyFiles/Downloads/Screenshot%202021-03-01%20at%201.58.51%20. Later Bitch!!!!!!!!
