Club jokes
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
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Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
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What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
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Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
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What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
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"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."