Club jokes
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Hi! Could I join?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."