Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club? Dirty bitch, you are
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker
What do you call a pole dancer
A stripper
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club, No Feeling, No Problem.
Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the ugly club but they said sorry professionals only
Q: Why cant you tell 911 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
