Club jokes
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.