Club jokes
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
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What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
I have achieved portable anime girls
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Community talk
Istfg if i get grounded for a month bc i couldn't make up work i didn't get to do yesterday.
Story time! Yesterday i was going to stay after for a club and a teacher, but i didn't know they were having a meeting during 8th period soo nothing got done and i ended up doing nothing but being on the site. Today i was going to stay after and do the work and i call my step-mom and told her that i didn't know the teachers had a meeting during 8th period. She tells me I'M grounded and go home, so i am basically doing nothing at home-
Who's online rn , I'm in my activity club thing and I am SOOO bored because only one person I like is in here with me rn
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
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Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more