Club Jokes

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a fart in a gay bar?

A mating call.

Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?

Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵

A baby seal walked into a club.

Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.

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Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

What do you call a dino stripper?

A dinohore.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”