A baby seal walks into a club....
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker
Hi! could i join?
Hello, this is our fun CULT haha or CLUB what ever you want!
Love you orphan haters! :^ Nina
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
/This is out motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds." Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Walk into the club like Wow I got a big penis
A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?
Two baby seals walk into a club
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call a pole dancer
A stripper
