Club jokes
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
A seal walks into a club.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
A baby seal walked into a club.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
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What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
A baby seal walks into a club...
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.