What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
