City jokes

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

What do you call a drivable Hamburger?

What?

A Hamborgini.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?

Hamburg-ER.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.