I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
do you know what an reverse exorcism is? its when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common? A: They both come in a little behind
If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
yo mama so ugly when she go to church they say its a demon!?
What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church
why don't churches have wi-fi? because they can't compete with an invisable force that actually works.
Why do orphans love church
They finally have a father
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is ( Gods gift to this earth) The best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj
And I Quote! " THATS WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't of made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
