Nunchuck jokes

If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

What’s a nun's weapon of choice?

Nun-chucks.

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.