Nunchuck jokes

If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

What’s a nun's weapon of choice?

Nun-chucks.

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.