Nunchuck jokes

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???

What’s a nun's weapon of choice?

Nun-chucks.

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?

The joystick.