Chuck jokes
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.