Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
