Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
