Chuck jokes
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."