Chuck jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.