Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why
He had no legs
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for christmas? A new ass because his one has crack on it.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
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Why do Christmas trees 🎄 like wheelchairs ? Beacause the have kids
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
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What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree? Time to get a new Christmas tree 🎄
Why do orphans watch nightmare before Christmas
Answer: oogie boogie is ugly so they wanted for be ugly
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing they haven't got family
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly. They give coal. Why coal your prob saying because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds
It’s Christmas and sally has a gift she got a Barrie just kidding she still hasn’t opened it
Me how do you you celebrate Christmas Orphan I don't know what you mean Me there is no one to give present
2 Kids told their parents they saw a man late a night entering their house on Christmas night The day later they found out several houses were robbed
My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you, no, he said "dad, I don't have any legs"
