What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What did the orphan want for Christmas.
Parents
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶
why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont
what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
You know how in the movie nightmare before christmas they say making Christmas
I thought mary a josphe did but ok
if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. 'Why are you early, it is not even christmas?' - ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Lets worry about you instead' says Santa. What is the problem my friend?' - I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i'll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
