Christmas jokes
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Memes
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.