One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Christmas Jokes
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
