Christmas Jokes

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.

What’s the difference between Santa and my dad

Santa got the milk

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

What did the orphan want for Christmas.

Parents

What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?

Cheeses Crust!

what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin

what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade

why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont

You know how in the movie nightmare before christmas they say making Christmas

I thought mary a josphe did but ok

What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶

if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"

What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.

Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.

Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.

On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me

12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league